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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ? Whatever you want, he can't hear you.."

"What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms? They both make up everything!"

"Two nuns are discussing their love lives.. when one nun asks the other, ""So, do you ever start smoking after sex?"" The other nun replies, ""I don't know, I've never looked."""

"""What you don't know won't hurt you."" Oh, yeah good logic. Unless what I ""don't know"" about is the man waiting for me in the parking lot."

"Chuck Norris can tell you that he likes Dr. Pepper... with a straight face."

"Why cant a nose be 12 inches long? Cause then it would be a foot."

"Having bad dreams is the best way to prove you can't even do being unconscious right."

"Did you hear about the guy who had to leave his position to become a manager? He was fired up"

"Trump says the biggest threat to the world is a ""manic, mad man"" having control of nuclear weapons"

"What's the difference between an owl and a bungee cord? My ass"