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Joke of the Day

"My friend's coming over, I've got to be careful... ...my house mates are crazy and he's allergic to nuts. *Yes indeed.*"

"Do you piss in the toilet before getting in the shower? I'll bet you wipe yourself with toilet paper too..."

"Why doesn't Ann Coulter have children? You can't make babies by fucking an asshole."

"What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist? Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned."

"A Man Walks Into A Bra... Dyslexia's a bitch, ain't it."

"What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to? Elementary :)"

"Poor tradesman... ...blame his fools. I mean tools. Fuckin keyboard"

"What is a neck beard's favorite country? M'Laysia"

"What do gays and melons have in common? cantaloupe..."

"Marrying my gay friend bc it's important for couples to have common interests and we are both interested in men!"