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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a very nosy spice? Jalapeno Business You need to say this in a pretty thick Hispanic accent for it to work. I heard it from some classmates."

"""How did you do in the porno auditions?"" ""Well, I got some small parts."" ""Ah, well that certainly doesn't help, does it?"" &nbsp; ^[OC]"

"Apparently it's 'inappropriate' to show up at your therapist's home to swim in her new pool even though your 'boundary issues' paid for it."

"Answered the door in my bath robe today... Funny place for a door."

"Cashier: would u like a bag? Me: no I'll just carry the economy box of pads & Midol out so whoever thinks of kidnapping me will think twice"

"Pizza is like sex... Its better with the boys"

"A psychic dwarf escaped an institution for the criminally insane... It took police weeks to track down the small medium at large."

"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!"

"*bride and groom kiss* minister: wow im like right here"

"What do you call a black woman who has had 8 abortions? A crime fighter."