21993

Joke of the Day

"What is it called when a lumberjack masturbates? Logging off."

"The older I get the more I realise how important it is to have two different cereals on the go at the same time so you don't get bored."

"Dear 70 year old man with the ponytail: stop it."

"[hears baby crying in the next room] ""It's ok, I'll go."" [gets in car & goes to a motel]"

"British people must really like Leia in the new Star Wars movie. Stiff upper lip!"

"[OC[ what do u call a fireman with aids (first porst)) i am 9 yrs old btw UR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!222222"

"Britain's fattest man has died aged 33. ""This tragic news will affect us all deeply,"" said Roger Whiteside, CEO of Greggs."

"The stoners surround me very, very slowly. Three of them are eating cereal. ""Look guys,"" I explain. ""When I said I had a pot belly..."""

"Did you hear about the man who choked on his lasagna dinner? He pasta way."

"What's a Vikings favourite dance? The Loki cokey."