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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when a lumberjack masturbates? Logging off."
Next Joke
"Wife: ""I saw a huge owl on my way home. Almost hit it with my car."" Me: ""Wow!"" Wife: ""Sorry, the correct response is 'O RLY?'"""
"Why are vegans so salty? To hide the fact that their food has no flavor."
"So I bought the new cod game. Best fishing simulator ever."
"What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes? Fidel Castro."
"What does the neckbeard mosquito say to the female mosquito? M'laria"
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A faggot with dentures."
"Some numbers walk into an Irish pub. 2 orders an Irish Car Bomb. 1 says ""2, please!"""
"I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist."