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Joke of the Day

"How to make money on youtube? Step 1. Submit a false claim Step 2. Collect that money Step 3. ???? Step 4. Massive profit for doing nothing"

"Why do women talk so much? Because they have 4 lips."

"A conservative christian, a fat guy and a meat eater are all sitting at the bar... you'll find this in almost every bar in America."

"What is a pirate's favorite kind of explosive? A M-80."

"Hear about the Hell's Angels biker who's a baker? he's bad to the scone"

"How do blind people know their ass is clean after they poop? One bark means clean, two means dirty."

"Girl: How long is your dick? Me: I'm not sure I only have 1 ruler"

"I dunked on my brother one summer, like, 20 yrs ago, on the adjustable hoop in the driveway, & I still think about it roughly twice a week."

"Difference What is the difference between an English Womans pussy and a bowling ball. If you TRY REALLY REALLY hard, you can eat a bowling ball."

"I can't believe how many people don't know the opposites of these words - always - coming - from - take - me - down"