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Joke of the Day
"I wonder how many other Sandy's have come into men's lives and taken their cars and houses, too."
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"What's a slutty witch's favorite holiday? Swalloween!"
"As an adult, it's exciting to know that I'll soon be old enough to play a high school student on ABC Family."
"What happened to Donald Trump when he visited Switzerland? He Felt the Bern"
"Seeing your ex go through what they put you through. Priceless.."
"Child: Dad, I don't like the goldfish... Dad: Shut up and eat your dinner."
"Pop up ads are the Jehovahs witness of the internet."
"Mommy! I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cus it was fake. ""Oh, how did you know it was fake?"" ""It had two zeroes instead of one."""
"Pluto: You dumped me, now all you do is drive by real slow and take pictures"
"When an American says, ""You do the math,"" you should also offer to assist him in his grammar."