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Joke of the Day
"Child: Dad, I don't like the goldfish... Dad: Shut up and eat your dinner."
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"Knock Knock Who's there? Two Two Who? To Whom!"
"Mom: (weeping) Son...your Grandpa...he...he... He, overdosed on viagra... (sobs) Dad: i'm sure this i HARD for you... (Not my joke heard this and died laughing, had to share)"
"I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash. I guess Ash is just better grounded."
"it has been suggested that men think about sex every 8 seconds I can tell you that's a complete phallus"
"What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad? Wipe away those ears."
"What kind of bees eat brains? Zombees"
"My spirit animal is a parasite that swims up your pee hole and plants an egg sac using its hook-like barbs."
"Good Old Fashion Clickbait. If you're reading this than you like it too."
"What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down? Igloos it back together."