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Joke of the Day

"When an American says, ""You do the math,"" you should also offer to assist him in his grammar."

"My spouse just said I'm such a cheap date that he knew he'd actually save money by marrying me. I'm apparently the Geico of women."

"Why is a baker's dozen 13 instead of 12? In case one dozen come out right."

"When buying a new bed, don't be too quick to make a decision You've gotta sleep on it."

"Hey, did you hear that Bill Cosby is writing classical music? I just heard his latest piece called, ""Quaa De Lude""."

"*slams table WHY DID VILLAINS FROM SCOOBY-DOO ASSUME THEY'D GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING IF NOT FOR MEDDLING KIDS THEY GOT CAUGHT BY A STONED DOG"

"The flying V Why is it when ducks fly in a V one side is longer. More ducks on that side."

"[Trying to impress a cute girl with glasses] HER: So what kind of car do you drive? ME: A bookmobile."

"Just received a thank-you card from someone I sent a thank-you card to. Oh, it's on."

"What do you call a Catholic Missionary who is also a car enthusiast? A Catholitic Converter"