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Joke of the Day
"When an American says, ""You do the math,"" you should also offer to assist him in his grammar."
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"""yes I'm very good in bed"" *folds blanket and neatly props up pillow* *pillow falls over* ""Oh no, this doesn't normally happen I swear"""
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