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Joke of the Day
"Pluto: You dumped me, now all you do is drive by real slow and take pictures"
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"What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man? Addadictomy."
"I bet my fish rolls his eyes when I tell people on the phone how busy I am."
"Anyone who's voice doesn't jump a few octaves when talking to a puppy probably kills people for a living"
"*smashes car through your living room* Fancy meeting you here, have you been getting my text messages?"
"I stole a friend's phone today and set it so it will autocorrect ""I've"" to ""me've"" and me'm really excited about it."
"How much does a circumcision doctor make? Probably just a tip"
"My doctor says that I'm unstable and that I should get a lobotomy... Fuck him, first thing in the morning I'm gonna march right in there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"Is it normal for your right testicle to be larger than your other two?"
"(NSFW) What's the difference between Jam and Jelly ...You can't jelly your dick down a girls throat"