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Joke of the Day
"Pop up ads are the Jehovahs witness of the internet."
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"The world is so full of double standards... A woman tris to sleep with every guy she sees and she's a slut. I try to do that and all of the sudden I'm 'gay' and not allowed in Toys 'R' Us anymore."
"In hindsight, I made two key mistakes on this family vacation: 1) Going on vacation 2) Taking my family"
"The freebie-jeebies That feeling you get when someone creepy buys you a drink without asking."
"""Any minute now. Any minute..."" -Lincoln Logs, waiting for a phone call from Hollywood"
"*peeks under bathroom stall* How's the wifi signal in there?"
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool. All credit goes to the apples and apples folks."
"Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall recently."
"My boss just farted. I asked him if he was trying to get the condom out. I am jobless now."