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Joke of the Day
"What's a slutty witch's favorite holiday? Swalloween!"
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"If loving copies is wrong, I don't want to be copyright."
"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't"
"My doctor told me that I should avoid salty things I'm gonna miss playing MOBAs"
"When you hang around pieces of shit You're bound to land in a bowl of piss"
"What do you call a cow that has had an abortion? Decaffeinated"
"Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing."
"When ever someone asks me how I'm able to insult people so well..... I say ""I'm German, roasting people is what I do..."""
"My ex was a true professional.she said ""you are fired"" when we broke up."
"Last Night.. I was about to kill a spider. My wife told me to take it out instead. Turns out he's a pretty cool guy, his names Luke and he want's to be a lawyer."