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Joke of the Day
"What's a slutty witch's favorite holiday? Swalloween!"
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"Jennifer Aniston named Sexiest Woman of All Time by Men's Health. Men's Health named Craziest Magazine of All Time by Men's Mental Health."
"What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded."
"If only closed minds came with closed mouths."
"I went to the doctor for a checkup. A friend asked ""Which doctor?"" I replied ""No, a medical one."""
"You know that amazing feeling you get after kissing a woman? of course you don't."
"What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer? The taste."
"What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk? Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk? Diabetes"
"""Eighty-seven percent of people think lasers are friggin' awesome."" - Pew Pew Pew Research Center"
"What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache."