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Joke of the Day

"This month is so 08/15"

"Has anyone ever told you what it's like to be royally screwed? Let me fill you in."

"The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!"

"Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you ( )"

"What do you call the student with the best overall average in a graduating class at an all girl's school? vulvavictorian"

"Guess who just got laid! Not me. Probably someone, but not me."

"TIFU by having the bomb squad called to my party. They said it was the bomb."

"Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?.... ....In case you get a hole in one!"

"Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time? Al Kaline."

"John Madden just died from a heart attack what, you thought this was a joke? the guy's fat and old."