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Joke of the Day

"A Blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio. It says that 2 Brazilian men were killed. She starts crying and says, ""How many is a Brazilian?"""

"What do you call it when someone accidentally gives you a handjob? A stroke of luck."

"Balls Deep is not a accurate form of measurement."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's what you do when you are walking and you come upon a road, you cross it."

"How is Billy Cosby like Santa Claus? They both come when you are sleeping"

"We can find water on Mars but we can't something completely unrelated?"

"""I have no porpoise!"" -existential marine biologist."

"Why don't prostitutes vote? They don't care who gets in"

"Just realized I've been misquoting George Orwell since 1985."

"I want to donate a large amount of money to a rape clinic and I won't take no for an answer."