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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the student with the best overall average in a graduating class at an all girl's school? vulvavictorian"

"What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it? An old man yelling at the cloud"

"Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike? A tire."

"A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Hey we don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom replies. ""Why not, I'm a fungi"""

"I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married... I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."

"If you cannot afford a stenographer, a 4 year old will be appointed for you to repeat exactly what you said at all times. Do you understand?"

"I was in a tornado. It sucked."

"Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting? He was addicted to crack."

"The problem about movies with potential They always fall the hardest"

"I always thought District of Columbia was a weird name Until I realized it probably has the highest rates of coffee and caffeine usage anywhere in the US"