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Joke of the Day

"Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?.... ....In case you get a hole in one!"

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"I knew a kid in grade school who was born with deformed eyelids... ...So they took the flesh from his circumcision to fix his deformity. For the rest of his life he was cock-eyed."
"Does the baby have access to my ribs? It feels like they're bars and she's an old timey prisoner with a tin mug"
"Why couldn't the man leave Moscow? He was Snowden."
"The U.S. military is like a drunk frat boy. If you really believe it's pulling out before something bad happens, joke's on you, buddy."
"What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants? ""It's driving me nuts!"""
"What do you call 2 Asians playing basketball? Won on Won. 2 Mexicans playing basketball: Juan on Juan. 2 Indians playing basketball: Khan on Khan."
"What is an umbrella doing in the shower? Practicing"
"What's the difference between wife and a blue whale? About 10 pounds."
"Give me your best Chuck Norris joke. ^"
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