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Joke of the Day
"Has anyone ever told you what it's like to be royally screwed? Let me fill you in."
Next Joke
"Sex can burn 200 calories an hour. I better go on a diet."
"When I was young, I stopped believing in Santa despite massive peer pressure. You could say I was a rebel without a Clause."
"A ghost walks into a bar... For the boos"
"What do you and 1 ply toilet paper have in common? You BOTH eat *da*-booty!"
"A masochist asks a sadist ""Please hurt me."" ""No,"" replies the sadist."
"Why did the ram run off the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn."
"How do you make Canadians? Fucking eh's. I'll see myself out."
"PSA: If you're about to be arrested, climb to the roof of a nearby court. You are now 'above the law' & literally can't get in trouble ever"
"What does 70 year old pussy taste like? Depends."