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Joke of the Day
"Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you ( )"
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"My life is just like Rihanna's new song. Work work work work work and the rest I can't really understand!"
"People ask me why I don't cuss... ...I tell them it's none of their fuckin' bitch-ass business to know why."
"How does a guy prove he's tough? He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer."
"What do Godot and my wife have in common? Both are French."
"""Hey kids, you like candy?"" I said to my own kids, luring them into my van so I could get them to school and be at work on time."
"Don't get excited girls. That bulge in my pants is just emergency Oreos."
"What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided? The doctor had to heal-ium."
"Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands."
"why cant Paul Walker use tumblr? He only sticks to the dashboard"