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Joke of the Day
"The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!"
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"My girlfriend told me I need to show a little more interest in her family. So I f*cked her sister."
"What's the difference between God and Bono?? God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono!!"
"I organised a party for men who suffer from premature ejaculation... There's no strict dress code, just come in your pants."
"Gunshots Or fireworks?"
"I was in a job interview. The guy said, ""What's your biggest weakness?"" I said, ""I'm a great listener."""
"What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair? Caesars."
"I was having sex with a 90 year old woman yesterday nsfw She stopped suddenly and shouted Quick call me an ambulance! I said, I'll call you whatever you want you kinky bitch."
"My local supermarket is selling Star Wars-themed cereal... They really are trying to milk the franchise for all its worth."
"My internet goes at 20mb per second... wonder how much faster it goes per first!"