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Joke of the Day

"If bird-watching is called bird-watching, what do you cal cow-watching? A steak out."

"Q: How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary? A: With a warlock."

"I'm writing a book called ""Stop Overreacting"". If you guys don't buy it I'm going to kill myself."

"Social Security. Get it? You will when you're 65."

"A student brought me 20 huge homemade chocolate chip cookies today. Good thing I have self-control--I saved one for my kids. To split."

"whenever white girls are fighting and one of them calls the other ""hun"" during the argument world war 3 begins"

"Why did Negan watch Arrested Development? Someone told him there were two Lucilles"

"What kind of overalls does mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"

"I'm Going To Hell For This"

"There are two types of people in this world: Those that pee in the shower....and dirty fucking liars."