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Joke of the Day
"Why did Negan watch Arrested Development? Someone told him there were two Lucilles"
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"What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity? Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)"
"Felix went to the moon, took 5 photos. She went to the bathroom, took 37 photos."
"What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice? The bag of rice can feed a family of four."
"KNOCK KNOCK.....WHOSE THERE? GESTAPO"
"In the winter you just need to find a corner... Because its 90^o degrees there..."
"""Nope, it needs more vowels"" - Hawaiians"
"What do you call a one-eyed deer? I have no eye deer..."
"What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country? Japanese"
"I told my friend that she had one of the nastiest bodies I've ever seen I hope she doesn't hold it against me."