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Joke of the Day

"whenever white girls are fighting and one of them calls the other ""hun"" during the argument world war 3 begins"

"A man walks into a bar... ... he says ""ouch!"""

"What do you call a smart Australian? A New Zealander"

"ME: Too much turkey makes me so tired HER: Actually, it makes you sleepy, not tired ME: I'm getting real sleepy of your shit, Debra"

"How many cops does it take to push a pedophile down the stairs? None, he tripped. ;)"

"I called in to work and asked my boss what the difference between work and his daughter was. I'm not coming into work this morning."

"Joke Q: Why do Jews like watching dirty movies backwards? A: Because they like the part were prostitute gives the money back!"

"What do you use to buy drinks? Bar tender"

"The way I react when my alarm clock goes off can best be described as ""17-year-old girl being denied a curfew extension."""

"What do a bunch of celebrity nudes have in common with a stiff breeze? They both can cause reddit's servers to crash."