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Joke of the Day

"whenever white girls are fighting and one of them calls the other ""hun"" during the argument world war 3 begins"

"I pan fried chicken tonight. On another completely unrelated note: the firemen in my town are gorgeoussssss."

"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster did."

"You want to hear the best joke ever? Repost"

"The lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life,"" but john came fifth and won a toaster."

"What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online? Papal"

"How do you fit an elephant in the subway? (x-post) You take the 'S' out of sub, and the 'F' out of way."

"Well... Well... Well... Welcome to stutterers anonymous"

"I want to start an all Chinese, Iron Maiden cover band It'll be called Maiden China"