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Joke of the Day
"Social Security. Get it? You will when you're 65."
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"Someone asked Russell Wilson if he wanted to win the Super Bowl. He said he would pass."
"What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe? Paddy Hor D'oeuvre"
"""The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on.... Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow."""
"What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant? You have diafetus"
"My favorite thing to do in cities is walk down busy sidewalks, pass by people, and say into my phone ""Target is on the move."""
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ""Gimme a beer and a mop."""
"A man with a marine biology fetish comes back from vacation. His friends greet him with a warm whale cum."
"[sinking ship] CAPTAIN: dammit RAT: i'm leaving CAPTAIN: i'm staying CAPTAIN'S GOLDFISH: [in fishbowl] i'm excited to see how this plays out"
"Do you know how to make a Venetian Blind? Poke them in the eye"