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Joke of the Day
"I'm Going To Hell For This"
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"I rolled over and saw a girl laying in bed next to me. ""How the fuck did you get in here?"" I asked. She said, ""You don't remember last night, do you?"" ""I do,"" I replied, ""But my hallway is narrow."""
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"I'm really worried of discrimination based on skin color during the Trump regime The thing is, unfortunately, I'm not orange..."
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"If you take longer than 10 seconds at the hand dryer, I will wipe my hands on the back of your shirt."