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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's There? Olive. Olive who? Olive my jokes are bad."

"Target had a credit card breach? But only with in-store purchases, not online? More proof you're better off staying home with no pants on."

"I was once told ""There is great strength in numbers""... Someone once told me ""There is great safety in numbers""; I could only think, ""Now go tell that to six million jews""..."

"Did you guys hear about the homeopath who forgot to take his meds? He died of an overdose."

"Fortune Cookie: You will go on a date with a beautiful woman. She could do so much better."

"If your girlfriend says she's going out to run some errands and comes back with 6 bags from the mall... You might be dating my wife."

"How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer? Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers."

"I hear a lot of black men are joining the Mexican Cartel.... I guess it takes Jaun to know De'Quan"

"Did you hear about the stolen Tesla? I guess now it's an Edison"

"Did you know that pi day is tomorrow? I didn't, because there have been 0 sines"