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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."
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"Mario & Luigi Mario :- Ey Luigi , whats this funny ol' image called. Luigi:- It a Meme , Mario"
"Can I ask you a question? Me and my co worker was having a good conversation about school that lasted about 20 mins. Then she said ""Can I ask you a question"" and I replied ""You just did"""
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"I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome. The first couple of chapters were terrible, but by the end I loved it!"
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