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Joke of the Day

"Fortune Cookie: You will go on a date with a beautiful woman. She could do so much better."

"i have claimed all of you on my taxes as a deduction so if someone else asks tell them it is too late"

"Misleading title Bad punchline"

"When I die, I want people to think back lovingly about me and say ""oh, I thought she was already dead"""

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? If they went forward they would fall into the boat."

"Caught red handed I walked in on my wife masturbating while on her period again."

"BLONDE BICYCLE Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on."

"What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour? White-out."

"What is your favorite dumb joke? Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally."

"Why did Jesus stop playing Hockey? Because he got nailed into the boards (It's a joke not to insult anyone)"