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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear about the homeopath who forgot to take his meds? He died of an overdose."
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"What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."
"I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself."
"Rooster and donkey If you have a donkey and I have a rooster and the donkey eats my rooster, what do you have? Two pounds on my cock in your ass!"
"Anyone who has to spend more than 2 mins at an ATM is obvilously sending a text to Optimus Prime"
"When someone in their 20's talks about ""old people"" they're talking about us."
"Jesus: ""Is it time for the second coming yet dad?"" God: ""I'll just give Kanye the Holy Spirit. Already thinks he's me."" Both: ""LOLOLOLOL"""
"Should Female Freshmen Be Called Fresh Women?"
"I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at tweets all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway."
"What's blue and not heavy? ...Light blue"