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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that pi day is tomorrow? I didn't, because there have been 0 sines"
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"A baby frog just purposely threw himself in front of my lawn mower..... I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $60 to have a chickpea in my face."
"I went to an Easter Egg hunt without a permit... ...They caught me poaching eggs."
"How do you make a dog meow? Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw... MEEEOOOW!"
"How do you say ""virgin"" in Dutch? Goodentight"
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to stand at the back of the gas chamber"
"I am still at a loss over Hillary Clinton's defeat and I emailed my consolations to her, but never got a response Do I need to call FBI to look into it"
"4 out of 5 dentists recommend flossing... The fifth is out killing lions."
"Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference."