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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer? Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers."
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"What's the difference between a good joke and click bait? This is click bait."
"I could tell a good gardening joke but it's too dirty."
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"Some cats just sit there looking at you like you owe them money."
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"My Girlfriend & her Ex... My girlfriend wanted me to be more like her ex . . . . . So I dumped her."
"What's a doll's favorite food? Barbie-Q!"
"Why did the butcher sell his shop? Because he couldn't meat his expenses"