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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other? A caterpillar"

"What is the difference between 'Ignorance' and 'Apathy'? I don't know, and I don't care!"

"The other day my friend was telling me I didn't know what irony meant... Which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop."

"What disease do police give black people? Glock coma"

"Hate it when couples fight & change their relationship status to ""single"". I fight with my parents, and don't change my status to ""orphan""."

"A horse walks into a a bar The bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"" I'm here all week folks"

"Let's get a beer Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'"

"Someone refine this joke if it's needed. Ay girl, I heard you like wearing food. Do you know where I can get jalapeno panties?"

"What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled."

"I took a vacation to a city in France. It was Nice."