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Joke of the Day
"What disease do police give black people? Glock coma"
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"The early bird might get the worm, but The second mouse *always* gets the cheese"
"What is a Mexicans favourite sport? Cross-Country"
"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono"
"That awesome moment when you comment and get more likes than a person who has tried to insult you in their status. Priceless."
"What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad."
"Donald Trump has been saying he will run for president as a Republican. Which is surprising, since I just assumed he was running as a joke."
"The problem with politics today... Republicans treat people like dogs and Democrats treat dogs like people"
"I have a hard time telling people when something is displeasing to me... I might be dys-like-sic."
"Chris Hansen loses his job and has to get a new job as a cashier at Walmart ""Why don't you take a receipt?"""