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Joke of the Day

"Let's get a beer Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'"

"I scream, you scream, we all scream because we just witnessed a horrific highway wreck with multiple fatalities."

"An electrician beat himself with live wires His wife called the police He was charged with battery."

"I spilled a whole case of forks today..... ...you could say I forked up real bad"

"I only have a beard so I can scratch it while I judge."

"The Holy Liar A: ""I dont trust in god."" B: ""You're an atheist? :o"" A: ""No, i think he's a liar."""

"Be careful when you follow the Masses. Sometimes the M' is silent."

"How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted."

"Saturday night just logged me out due to inactivity."

"My family can't decide what kind of Lab to get (Chocolate, Yellow, Black, etc.) so we drew straws. I won, so we're getting a Meth."