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Joke of the Day

"The other day my friend was telling me I didn't know what irony meant... Which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop."

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"totally original joke/first post: What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed? ""Shrank Sinatra"""
"Why do some blondes have bruised belly buttons? Because there are blond guys too."
"Your inspirational tweet inspired me to block you."
"Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor? Because she was in the non-friction section."
"I'm at the phase of Christmas where I'm looking at stuff in my house and going ""I could just wrap that."""
"So apparently Richard III will remain in that parking lot they found him in. Because nobody can afford to pay his ticket."
"I think my girlfriend might be mad at me, so I'm going to make her a mix-tape to show her how much I care."
"Why did the Indian girl suffer so much when she broke her leg? She was in the wrong cast."
"What do JFK, John Lennon and Donald Trump have in common? Nothing. But a man can dream."