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Joke of the Day

"Tell me a sick joke Whatever type of 'sick' humor - gross, racist, etc. All is fair on this thread."

"Newspapers are cool because you can cut out eye holes and spy on people. Try that with an iPad."

"you're all like ""haha interpretive dance what a humorous concept"" until you see a professional do it then you shit yourself with wonder"

"Went for a handshake and got snubbed. So I turned it into an impromptu Macarena dance, since I didn't wanna look stupid"

"When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning. I take the path of least resistance."

"Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!"

"Did you hear that the Pope might quit? I guess there's just not enough altar boys to go around in the Vatican"

"Winning the lottery is a 50/50 chance You either win..... Or you don't"

"My girlfriend just text me, 'thespacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative' Anybody know what 'ternative' means?"

"Is there an app to delete your number out of other people's phones yet?"