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Joke of the Day

"Tell me a sick joke Whatever type of 'sick' humor - gross, racist, etc. All is fair on this thread."

"Number one handheld A recent survey indicated that smartphone is the number 1 handheld device.. Penis has slipped to number 2.."

"Officer, I swear there is a simple explanation.. ~me standing in the street with no pants, one sock and a turkey baster in my hand"

"Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!"

"Will you tell you the story of the huge sad wall? I shouldn't, you'll never get over it."

"I hate when I read something so offensive on Twitter that my monocle falls out of my eye and into my brandy snifter."

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 7 They go after the guy who has killed 1000s of turtles The Ninja Turtles corner him Mario jumps on them all"

"An old guy with a horrible toupee stopped me in the parking lot to tell me this random joke...made me crack up. How do you get down from an elephant?? YOU DON'T! You get down from a goose!!"

"After everything I put, say to yourself 'So did Michael Jackson' I went to the beach on a sunny day. I saw an ice cream stall. I bought an ice cream. It melted."

"*beats a guitar hero song on expert mode* *changes Twitter bio to ""musician/songwriter""*"