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Joke of the Day

"After everything I put, say to yourself 'So did Michael Jackson' I went to the beach on a sunny day. I saw an ice cream stall. I bought an ice cream. It melted."

"*looks up from phone* Great, I'm inside of a coffin again."

"Niantic's customer support minor text fixes Edit: The title **is** the joke."

"What does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."

"If the Pottery Barn didn't want me to bring my goat in the store, they shouldn't have called it a barn."

"What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long? tangerine"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Who cares! More bacon for me."

"Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!"

"Have you ever heard Yoko Ono sing? Lennon really dodged a bullet with that one."

"So apparently Curiosity, a Mars rover, found something resembling a mouse... If Mars is suffering from a mouse infestation it's probably because Curiosity killed the cat."