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Joke of the Day

"You have to love a boss with a sense of humor. Mine just sent me a 7am meeting notice on Outlook and I've never laughed so hard..."

"Why does everyone like the KKK? Cause they're the best!"

"I got fired on my first day as a paramedic for trying to revive everyone with true love's first kiss."

"Just realized the girl I flipped off in the parking lot is in my next class.. This could be awkward."

"My sinuses are under so much pressure Vanilla Ice just ripped them off."

"Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal? He ran his business on a skeleton crew."

"My uncle once punched his 8-year-old daughter for cheating while playing cards. *He takes strip poker very seriously.*"

"How does a man see things from woman's point of view? By looking out the kitchen window."

"Fun fact: the person who said ""If you love something let it go"" died alone, surrounded by 342 cats."

"They said the building was made from adobe... ... but then it disappeared in a flash."