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Joke of the Day

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 7 They go after the guy who has killed 1000s of turtles The Ninja Turtles corner him Mario jumps on them all"

"What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ? Ulta Magnus!"

"I mostly make black jokes because I have a dark sense of humor"

"Lol , Toilet (potty) Humour, funny A : Have you heard of the movie ""Constipation"" ? B: No -- A: Obviously because it hasnt come out as yet .. LOL B: You are so fucking Stupid .."

"What does a woman's asshole do while having an orgasm? He's usually at home with the kids."

"I shaved my legs and now my socks keep falling down. Life is hard."

"What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently? Americas already got two running for president."

"A nurse puts her hand in her pocket, finds a rectal thermometer and exclaims.... ""Some arsehole's got my pen!"""

"Why don't plumbers like to work on instant hot water heaters? It's a tankless job!"

"[Batman in tears] Catwoman left me Oh no what happened?! I left the door open and she just bolted"