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Joke of the Day
"Why do rednecks love Halloween? (NSFW) Because they love to pump kin."
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"Why did the geologist's wife leave him? He took her for granite."
"Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas? ...because they're still alive."
"What do you call a cow that has abortion? Decaffeinated"
"The best way to make people remember you? Borrow money from them"
"What's your ring tone? Pinkish with a bit of brown."
"Don't buy drinks from children on the side of the road. The money never really goes to aid for lemons."
"My mother once told me to get rid of the assholes in my life She then complains that I never contact her."
"TIP OF THE DAY: If you can't afford porn, just turn on tennis and shut your eyes."
"Introverts have fun too, we just don't care if you know..."