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Joke of the Day
"TIP OF THE DAY: If you can't afford porn, just turn on tennis and shut your eyes."
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"[CREATING GROUNDHOGS] GOD: a rat dog ANGEL: check GOD: that whispers to white people ANGEL: what? GOD: about the weather ANGEL:"
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