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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that has abortion? Decaffeinated"
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"How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than three because the basement is still dark! *(Just heard this today, even though I know it's probably old!)*"
"Even the worst hangover wears off by 5:00. Coincidence? I think not."
"Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race? Because he always came in a lil behind."
"Happy Valentine's day! Do you know what the word of the day is? Legs!.....Should we go back to my place and spread the word?"
"Driving with me is like being trapped in a tiny karaoke bar that doesn't serve booze and the worst singer won't get off the stage."
"TIL Every animal has its own specific mating call A bird sings, a frog croaks, a badger clickets, a grasshopper chirps, a deer croons, and I beg."
"My friend had one of those novelty leg lamps from the Christmas Story movie, but he lost it recently... Now he's a lamputee"
"Yo momma joke Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
"Q: How does an elephant climb a tree? A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up."