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Joke of the Day
"Why did the geologist's wife leave him? He took her for granite."
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"Why did the mermaid wear sea shells? Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)"
"I'm so single, I was at a bar last night and a cute guy offered to buy me a cat."
"Hey ladies, if you don't want me staring at your tattoos, maybe you should lock your front door before showering."
"*Knock Knock* Me: Who is it? Police: Police. Me:What do u want? Police: To talk. Me: How many r u? Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other."
"What's the big deal? Gay people could always get married. Just not to each other."
"I have the first signs of baldness, a friend said to me that my head it's like the house of a rich man... two car entrances in the front and a pool in the backyard."
"What do you call a cat with 3 legs? A handicat"
"What kind of guns do bees use? BeeBee guns"
"Controversy in Europe Did you hear about the latest controversy in Europe? If Russia attacks Turkey from the behind will Greece help out?"