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Joke of the Day
"Why did the geologist's wife leave him? He took her for granite."
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"What's black and screaming? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."
"What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance"
"I made a pass at my girlfriend's mum and my girlfriend is furious... She tripped over the ball and broke her nose."
"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head. (Get the reference?)"
"Whats a joke so bad its funny? I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones"
"What was the first treacherous thing said? Adam you gotta try this!"
"Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna? Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe?"
"Why is the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in Coffee instead of Caw Fee."
"Just killed a butterfly. Let's see how this changes all future events."