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Joke of the Day

"I'm like a kid in a candy store..... I can't afford anything."

"Pirates didn't want the fountain of youth, they wanted a cure to scurvy A vitamin sea"

"A romcom where I go to stop you at the airport, except I go to Cinnabon & then forget why I'm at the airport."

"the Grinch was a religious minority w/ legitimate issues of systematic injustice & economic discrimination & the movie about him is bigotry"

"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand? Because the Indians just kept coming, and coming..."

"Gluten-free, low salt, no sugar all-natural whole grain bread? The only thing ""natural"" about this product is the urge to get away from it."

"What do terrorists eat when its sunny? Choc-ISIS"

"Did you hear The Pentagon was actually supposed to be an octagon? but they hired a government contractor that cut corners"

"What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka? Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut."

"Why people who work with computers have a lot of spare time"