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Joke of the Day

"What do mutiny and an orgasm have in common? A sudden surge of seamen."

"If you rearrange the letters in ""Vladimir Putin"" you get murdered."

"Why did the scout leader get arrested? They caught him eating a brownie"

"While building a windmill I had to go to the restroom. You could say shit hit the fan."

"How do you throw a party in space? You planet."

"What's Jared's favorite side dish? Megan slaw"

"I walked into the Reddit restaurant. All the servers were busy."

"COMPUTER: HINT: name of best friend ME: Jen C: Jen sounds nice M: Wh-what? C: Is Jen single? M: Uh... C: Answer the question. Is Jen single?"

"I wish celebrities would let us know if they have the greatest fans in the world."

"I've just made a meeting site for retired chemists It's called Carbon Dating"