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Joke of the Day

"What do mutiny and an orgasm have in common? A sudden surge of seamen."

"What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!"

"The inventor of the USB cable died recently. They're still trying to figure out which way to put his casket in the ground."

"What US state has a lot of dirty laundry? Washington"

"Oh no, my kid got upset at me and locked himself in his room. What ever will I do. Margarita anyone?"

"What's 3 inches long and pleases all women? A credit card."

"I invented a sport called Mexican football You take a Mexican and kick him over a wall."

"who called it a dinosaur rap battle instead of a reptile diss function"

"Why did Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left""? Because black people don't have rights."

"(CPR class) Wife to instructor: What if my knees start to hurt? Me to instructor: See what I'm up against?"