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Joke of the Day
"What's 3 inches long and pleases all women? A credit card."
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"I really really hope parallel universe me is vomiting on my cat's carpet right now."
"What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonnorhea"
"What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDS"
"To the woman with the screaming kids in Walmart: If you're wondering how the condoms got in your cart....You're welcome"
"If breaking a mirror is seven years of bad luck. What would have to break to give you 18? a condom"
"What is the best definition of irony? irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result."
"A neutrino walks through a bar."
"What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable? Artichoke."
"Ben Carson is going to be our next president. Cause once you go black, you never go back."