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Joke of the Day

"Why did Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left""? Because black people don't have rights."

"I subscribe to Groupon because it's good to know which nearby restaurants have mediocre food & will probably be out of business soon."

"Organic chemistry is difficult Those who study it have alkynes of trouble"

"What's infinite times better than the Super Bowl? The Hyperbole"

"You know, if I had a dollar for every time someone under 30 stole a joke from my generation... Then I would be able to afford to fund the pension that the government stole from me."

"What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path? Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants."

"What do you call Mariah Carey when she eats at a Indian restuarant? Mariah Curry"

"What's the difference... What's the difference between Missionary Baptists and Baptists? Position"

"What does the highest paid WNBA player make? Sandwiches."

"I went to the Reddit restaurant All of its servers were busy..."