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Joke of the Day

"The inventor of the USB cable died recently. They're still trying to figure out which way to put his casket in the ground."

"What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day? C. U. Tomorov"

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity I just can't put it down"

"I took an IQ test. The results were negative."

"She gets stoked after reading: ""Big strapping boxer"" on dating site But soon discovers he's a 475 lb. guy working in shipping at Amazon."

"What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there"

"Why was Muhammad a successful merchant? Because he was god's profit."

"The Easter Bunny doesn't always drink, but when he does it's hopscotch."

"OMG! A CUSTOMER ALMOST DIED IN FRONT OF ME TODAY!! But then I counted to 10 and put the scissors back in the drawer. She never even knew."

"Hey girl is your dad a terrorist cause...oh your dad works for Al-Qaeda? No, wait this is a pickup line. I'm sorry please don't cry."