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Joke of the Day
"who called it a dinosaur rap battle instead of a reptile diss function"
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"What did the man say when he walked into a bar? ""Ouch!"""
"What connects the computers in Sauron's office? A Tolkien Ring network."
"Someday, my prince will come. I hope it's soon, my arm's tired."
"MIND BENDER: Take your age. Now subtract 3. That's how old you were three years ago."
"My local bondage club was robbed last night... we were all left bound and gagged. We absolutely loved it."
"3 jews walk into a bar..... named Gas Chamber."
"In solidarity with peaceful Muslim communities around the world, I believe America should finally elect it's first Muslim president to a third term."
"Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot."
"love i have been in love with the same woman for 17 years now....if my wife ever finds that out she will kill me!"