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Joke of the Day

"What US state has a lot of dirty laundry? Washington"

"What does my dad do when he's drunk and bored? Beats me"

"What's green with little red wheels? Grass. I was lying about the little red wheels. Missing my grandpa today. This was always his favorite."

"Hey, did you hear that Carbon and Oxygen broke up? Yeah, it turns out their relationship was actually pretty toxic. Personally, I never saw it."

"What do Indians live in? Poverty. :("

"so a native american walks into a fancy restaurant he says to the guy seating people, I have reservations."

"What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost? The *pilot* episode."

"Did you know? Did you know that babies, fresh from the womb, can see all around them for 10 seconds.....after they're decapitated"

"How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike? Because you never forget!"

"What does a house wear? Address!"