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Joke of the Day
"Wrong hole! It's too tight! -me putting on my watch, you pervs"
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"I Feel Really Safe There are police helicopter circling my house."
"PIRATE CORN: $12/DOZEN"
"If we get pulled over this beer is yours. - Dads"
"Friend: Dude, you need to get into her pants. Me: [imagining how soft her leggings would feel over my thighs] YES"
"If smoking is bad for you... Why does it cure salmon?"
"My wife got braces today, so last night I reminded her... I reminded her that last night would be her last pain-free BJ night for two years. Looks like I will be waiting another two years..."
"Your mom is like a shotgun Two cocks and she's ready to blow"
"What do orphans get at Christmas? Lonely."
"Male porn stars are some of the hardest workers."