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Joke of the Day
"If we get pulled over this beer is yours. - Dads"
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"""where did all ur money go?"" I'm either wearing it or i ate it"
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"C sections. They really take it out of you."
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"Did you hear about the tornado that swept through the cemetery? Hundreds dead."